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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

(from the files) 877. double dead meat

oh man!
keaton is returning tomorrow—the queen vegan of veganista.
and i had a belly full of steak tonight in a joint birthday celebration with my carnivore son.
red meat.
medium rare.
kobe no less.
massaged!
moo-oo-oo!

and let there be no mistake, it was scrump, diddly, and umptious!

regrettably though, i'm double dead meat when the queen of green finds out.
but since i am dead meat anyway as the result of manstake 41-2009 (i.e., stabbing her beloved, dormant clematis vine to death in an apparent case of mistaken identity, thought it was poison ivy), i figured i might just as well be stuffed to the gunnels (if i only knew what gunnels were) with the best beef a son's money can buy, pretty much making this a self-fully-filled prophesy—so to speak.

1 comment:

itsmecissy said...

Happy birthday! Sounds like a great time (brush, floss and chew some fennel seeds to get the dead carcass smell off your breath).