i don’t skinny dip anymore.
two reasons really.
first, once the shrinkage factor takes effect, i might just as well be dangling an albino earthworm, and if you know anything about albino earthworms, they are a bass fave.
second, the sight of ample white buttocks breaking the surface as i emerge to get air makes keaton sea sick, even if she's on a dock at a lake.
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At my age it's more like "chunky dunking." LOL!
bob i think pam would like to introduce you to that thing called spandex
lightly: ...or at least a thong. The thought of Bob as bass bait is kinda scary.
itsme: I really like "chunky dunking". You are so clever with words. What would you call a senior citizen who goes "skinny dipping"? How about droop diving?
Aww,Pam, I can't take credit for thinking up Chunky Dunking, it's been around (here) for a while.
But I would call any senior citizen who goes skinny dipping AWESOME!!!
When I think senior skinny dipping, I think Sag Harbor, no?
HA! Sag Harbor is good.
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