Cranelegs Pond: do as i say

Thursday, April 14, 2011

do as i say

i tell people to do as i say not as i do because most of the time i don't know what the hell i'm doing.
just sayin'.

3 comments:

lightly said...: join the club sunshine; April 14, 2011 at 9:55 AM
itsmecissy said...: Fortunately, this is the only slogan I can think of that our elected officials can say with meaning today.; April 14, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Pam Beers. said...: HA! How right you are, itsme.; April 18, 2011 at 3:09 PM

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I'm one of those guys who listens carefully to what others say, making all the necessary "I'm listening to you" faces, but what I'm really up to is searching for that opportune witty zinger. My brain is always working on humor. These days, it's all I got.

You'll find me here at the pond and on Twitter (@cranelegs). I don't do Facebook. Never liked it. Reminds me of my 8th grade cafeteria.

And the reviews are in:

"What's a blog?" (my dad)

"I never hit you with a wooden spoon. Why the lies?" (my mom)

"I'm still funnier." (youngest brother)

"I don't know, but you're all gonna need clothes." (founder of Barney's clothier)

"You're funniator than a two headed snake at a pig roast." (Gaston Bleenspot just up the road a piece)

"Pretty funny. Did you check the mail yet?" (my wife)

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

do as i say

3 comments: