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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

when does my madness end?

a dread came over me this morning while watching animal planet at 6 in the morn.
i'm terrified of heights and i love meat.
i just know if i don't start smartening up soon, i'm coming back in my next life as a vegetarian vulture.
and when i consider my poor previous life (i.e., a cobbler who made those court jester shoes with bells on the curled pointy toes) and the certainty of my next life, i'm simply left to wonder when does my madness end?


lightly said...

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

Randy Johnson said...

That’s okay Bob, you can pal up with a hyena that doesn’t get the joke, and head on down to the Misfit CafĂ© for a BLT. "Hey Yuk’s, want my bacon?” “Yeah thanks …here you can have my lettuce. Sure is hot today …nice day for flying” “Don’t start.”

Pam said...

Why lightly, you're a poet and don't know it.

Bobby, what do you eat before going to bed at night? Could be the reason for the...ahem...unique thought proccess.

lightly said...

Pam I stole that from the rocky horror picture show,
what? let me guess you never heard that, Randi you want to take pam aside and explain that ROCKY HORROR IS A CLASSIC

am i losing my mind here, move aside bob make space on the curb, you want to share the sandwich

itsmecissy said...

Sounds like you have a fever.

Robert Crane said...

thank you, thank you.
thank you for your heart felt concern.
i think.
all of you (including light of feet there).

Pam said...

I know Rocky Horror. It's been a while.