how about them apples!
because whatever i've learned so far is just not worth passing on.
i say this because snooki's book has just been listed in the new york times best seller list, coming in at number 24.
snooki, to her credit, humbly tweeted that she can't believe her good fortune, which i'm willing to say is 140 more characters than she actually wrote in her book.
i make no bones about it.
i don't get it.
this news has given me a splitting infinitive headache, leaving my participle dangling and my innards all consonated.
i'm thinking of getting a semicolonoscopy to tell ya the truth.
god i look forward to senility.
(okay, okay, okay. that was a lot of hubbabubba just to get to some nerdy wordplay i came up with at 4:20 this morning. such is my life these days.)