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Friday, December 31, 2010

time for reflection

as the year comes to a close and it's time for reflection, here's what i'm thinking: who invented the oyster because i'm not sure what they were shooting for.

4 comments:

Pam said...

Are you kidding?! Raw oysters are the best!!! Yum!

Randy Johnson said...

Being an agnostic I’m not sure who invented it, but after some thoughtful reflection of my own I believe I know what they were shooting for. I think it was an improved component design prototype that never made it to production and assembly (probably because it would have made men invincible to women.) It’s a testicle in a hard pack Bob, that’s what an oyster is.

Pam said...

You guys are a piece of work! OR is it a work of art?

itsmecissy said...

"testicle in a hard pack?" That's it then, I'm only eating those things all chopped up or Rockefeller style.

muhahahahahahaha