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Friday, December 31, 2010

time for reflection

as the year comes to a close and it's time for reflection, here's what i'm thinking: who invented the oyster because i'm not sure what they were shooting for.

5 comments:

Pam said...

Are you kidding?! Raw oysters are the best!!! Yum!

itsmecissy said...

Even more ridiculous: oyster crackers!

Randy Johnson said...

Being an agnostic I’m not sure who invented it, but after some thoughtful reflection of my own I believe I know what they were shooting for. I think it was an improved component design prototype that never made it to production and assembly (probably because it would have made men invincible to women.) It’s a testicle in a hard pack Bob, that’s what an oyster is.

Pam said...

You guys are a piece of work! OR is it a work of art?

itsmecissy said...

"testicle in a hard pack?" That's it then, I'm only eating those things all chopped up or Rockefeller style.

muhahahahahahaha