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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

benny and andy get back at planet bizarro

benny said, ya know what i don't like?
andy asked, what benny?
benny said, that planet bizarro.
andy said, and how! i don't like the idea that right this second some idiot named "ydna" is doin' the complete opposite of what i'm doin' just because.
benny said, that makes two of us.

the boys thought a little.
then andy said, hey are you thinkin' what i'm thinkin'?
benny said, yeah, i think so. let's do it.

so benny and andy got in handstands and began talking in backwards english.
and when they were all done, andy said, that'll learn 'em.
and benny said, yeah, who do they think they're messin' with anyway.

meanwhile on the planet bizarro, poor ydna and ynneb were cuff-handed and dessot in liaj for being gnilhtrae seips!

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