1. the hair on the top of my head would some day reroute and come out my ears, nose and shoulders.
2. a similar process would occur to the muscles in my arms, shoulders and chest.
3. doing 25 pushups a day might require the full amount of time.
4. reading will require loud audio versions.
5. audio will require big font reading versions.
6. premature ejaculation will become very, very mature.
7. my pinky toes will die way before the rest of me.
8. a perfectly seared porterhouse will willingly be replaced by a glop of plain yogurt.
9. overcoming 1 thru 8 requires a daily dose of the right conversation, engaged with the right person and complimented by the right glass of wine.
10. number 9 actually works.
what did your mother not tell you?