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Monday, July 12, 2010

palin twits assforwardy!

sarah, as only sarah can, reached into her folksy bag of tricks and twit yesterday of our country's president: "he's got most disconnected, backasswards plan ever imposed on the country we love".

why is it that when if comes to country love it's always this "we" group but when it comes to something smart, it's always what "they" say, you know, like, "they say you should brush your teeth after every meal". 
so logic would seem to indicate that it would be a good thing if the country "we" love is the same country as "they" love because "they" always have the smart answer.

well since logic is sort of elitist, i decided to write a poem about my favorite twit instead.
it goes something like this:

twitter twitter little star.
how assforwardy you think you are.
up above alaska so high,
oh twit, our spy, on russion sky!

i need more verses.
please help out!


Pam said...

Nit twit, Nit twit, squash for brains,
If it weren't for you,
I'd have chosen McCain.

Robert Crane said...

nicely constructed but i don't think robert frost is listening to either one of us.

Pam said...

Robert Frost is out there laughing somewhere in the fourth dimension.