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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

what is victoria's secret anyway?

i happened by a victoria's secret the other day and popped in to see what was going on.
i got the feeling my presence wasn't all that well received, but i always get that feeling, even at those welcome centers along state highways.
so i figured it was just me, not them, and snooped around some because that's what i do when i'm not writing or doing something else.

now, i don't know who this victoria is, but by the looks of her underwear, she must have a helluva secret, which was just the sort of thing that got all my curiosity juices all nuts.
but i'm here to tell ya, this is one secret women are keeping to themselves.
no one was talkin'.
especially the salesladies because i asked them about it at least a dozen different ways to no avail.
instead, they had mall security escort me out, as if i were trying to compromise some sort of national super double secret probation operation.

what could it be?
what is vicky hiding?
if i had to guess, i'd lean towards something involving unsavory, night-naughty intrigue.
but that's just me letting my imagination run crazy like.

7 comments:

lightly said...

it takes a brave man to enter VS alone, here is your man card back

Pamela Beers. said...

There's really no secret at all. Some women like being padded, pushed up, and generally uncomfortable. Personally, I like lettin' it all hang out. It's the Comfort Zone for me.

itsmecissy said...

Victoria's Secret is how they lure women into buying cheaply made, ill-fitting underwear that is overpriced, all for the sake of having the label say "Victoria's Secret."

Has to be the work of a man.

Robert Crane said...

now itsme, whatever would make you think that? men hate going in there. i know. i see them point when i come out.

pam: not sure i want to touch that one. i'll leave them be.

lightly: i showed my man card to keaton and she knocked it clear outta of my hand from ten feet with a frozen pork chop. the point is, i won't be needing it any time soon, you can have it back.

itsmecissy said...

Yeah but I bet you like looking at the pictures in the catalog? Hmmmmm? That's what I'm talking about.

Pamela Beers. said...

Yup,itsme,no butts about it.

Anonymous said...

It's a store that sells underwear.