Cranelegs Pond: 882. electricity

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

882. electricity

sometimes i wish i knew more about electricity so that i wouldn't be so shocked by it.

4 comments:

lightly said...: well i am shocked by that news, i always get a buzz whenever i hear bob has grounds for fear; May 26, 2009 at 12:38 PM
itsmecissy said...: Can't you people conductor serious conversation?

I don't want to be negative, but I'm a little con-fused with all
this, I hope no one will socket to me and ground me for it.

My resistance to post further in this thread has been overcome by
my capacitance to reason clearly.

So don't get me all AMPed up . . .; May 26, 2009 at 3:40 PM
Anonymous said...: Revolting. Just revolting.; May 26, 2009 at 5:43 PM
Pam said...: The capacitance for sparks on a first date is amazing.; May 27, 2009 at 9:43 AM

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

882. electricity

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