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Thursday, April 23, 2009

852. from the cranelegs pond mailbag

barnyarddoor19 asked, hey bob i want my html code to be more funny. you're a humor guy. any suggestions?

great question barnyard, and you came to the right place for an answer.
i too have wrestled with this very same issue.
i mean let's be honest, html is bo! ring!
about two years ago i wrote a novel in html about a wingnut and washer that i lost on a trip to pennsylvania dutch country, and quite honestly it was like, good night irene.
that is until i spruced the html up with some humor.
and it was quite simple really.
give it a try and see if it works for you barnyard.

change all the "p", "/p" controls to "pee", "/pee".

oh man, that's still killer funny.

i know, i know, i know!
it just comes natural.
what else can i tell you?
you have yourself a good day!

1 comment:

Pam said...

You should know better than to suggest changing the http to "pee" "pee". I tried it & got into trouble. ;-))