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Thursday, April 23, 2009

(from the files) 544. new school expressions

i said, and that's why elephants surround their young.
benny said, but what does that have to do with the price of t-shirts from china?
i said, don't you mean the price of tea in china.
then benny said, that's old school.
then i said, i guess so. actually, i never cared much for the expression anyway.
benny asked, me neither. that's why i made it new school. now what were we talking about?
then i chirped, jerry, jenny and michael! don't you pay attention?
then benny said, don't you mean jesus, joseph and mary.
then i said, that's old catholic school. i changed it up to be new secular school.
benny said, yeah, i see that. pretty good.

and once again, a rousing flare up of new school expressions ended in a draw.

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