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Thursday, April 7, 2011

all is unfair in love and waistlines

keaton said, whoa, you are putting on a few pounds there big boy.
i said, you know, if i so much as looked like i was going to say that to you—
keaton said, what? that i put on a few pounds? oh yeah, i'd kill you!
i said, well the day you get your equality, this kind of doublestandard nonsense stops, and frankly i can't wait.
she said, is that so? oh well, i suspect the day my equality arrives there will be a number of things that you'll need to be corrected on rather immediately. so get ready michelin tire man!

i thought, bring it on little-miss-muffin ... top, except not really because i'm just a big fat lard who doesn't know when to shut his brain pie hole and she's perfect and there's no truth in anything i think and i don't deserve her!

(btw - i immediately priced that thought way above a penny in the event she offered a cent to hear it)

2 comments:

Pamela Beers. said...

Muffin-top...big fat lard...Michelin tire man...tsk-tsk. With all the cross continental walking you've done, I picture you both to be downright skinny.

As far as equality: Who wants to be equal to someone with a defective "Y" chromosome?! We "XX"s are superior in every way.

lightly said...

PAM no comment, bob you an idiot, shutup keep your head down,