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Sunday, April 10, 2011

where's 37

every so often, unannounced, i count to a hundred.
it's just to make sure everything is okay, because if there is one thing left i can count on, it's those numbers from 1 to 100.
well, i'm here to tell you, don't count on it.
last night at approximately 2:38 AM the number 37 went missing.
and it's not back.
to say i'm concerned is an understatement.
i plan to do another surprise count later this afternoon and if it's not back by then, i don't know what i'm gonna do to be honest.
except i know one thing i won't.
i won't call 911 again.
they didn't take kindly to my asking them to count to a hundred themselves to see what i'm talking about.


all i can say is that i hope this is just 37 acting out some sort of mid-life crisis and not sick, or worse, caught up in some sort of fox news president obama popularity polling cartel.

3 comments:

Lauren said...

hahhaahha! I guess it's different from misplacing your car keys. The perpetrator might be the same person who broke into our house and took my husband's reading glasses.

Pamela Beers. said...

37? Why 37? Did you fall asleep? This is deep, Bobby, really deep.

itsmecissy said...

It's really 73, you're dyslexic.