every so often, unannounced, i count to a hundred.
it's just to make sure everything is okay, because if there is one thing left i can count on, it's those numbers from 1 to 100.
well, i'm here to tell you, don't count on it.
last night at approximately 2:38 AM the number 37 went missing.
and it's not back.
to say i'm concerned is an understatement.
i plan to do another surprise count later this afternoon and if it's not back by then, i don't know what i'm gonna do to be honest.
except i know one thing i won't.
i won't call 911 again.
they didn't take kindly to my asking them to count to a hundred themselves to see what i'm talking about.
all i can say is that i hope this is just 37 acting out some sort of mid-life crisis and not sick, or worse, caught up in some sort of fox news president obama popularity polling cartel.