keaton said, the dog just threw up on the carpet.
i yelled, what?
she said louder, the dog threw up on the carpet!
i said, sorry, didn’t quite hear that?
she said, i said don't expect me to entertain your manly-ways for a month.
i said, i'm getting paper towels and a bag as you speak, hon.
she said, now that's more like it.
and i thought, yeah, more like another manly-way bribe.