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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

the manly-way bribe

keaton said, the dog just threw up on the carpet.
i yelled, what?
she said louder, the dog threw up on the carpet!
i said, sorry, didn’t quite hear that?
she said, i said don't expect me to entertain your manly-ways for a month.
i said, i'm getting paper towels and a bag as you speak, hon.
she said, now that's more like it.

and i thought, yeah, more like another manly-way bribe.

5 comments:

keshuvko said...

hahah
a brief but nice read

lightly said...

bob don't have a man card, so we not sure of what MANLY-WAYS he speaks of

Pamela Beers. said...

Yes, lightly, I was also wondering: What EXACTLY is a "manley way"?

itsmecissy said...

I'd take the frozen pork chop myself.

Randy Johnson said...

If by “manly- way” you mean dropping to your knees and doing exactly as you’re told by the keeper of the golden gate key, then you’re the man Bob!