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Sunday, September 14, 2008

672. fiber optics

yesterday i got a call from verizon asking if i wanted fiber optics.
i told them, between the bran, oats, twigs and leafy matter i've been eating lately, as part of the healthy heart diet keaton is killing me with, believe you me, i see plenty of fiber comin' in.
and goin' out, if you know what i mean.

they didn't seem interested though and hung up faster than i could say roughage.

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