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Friday, September 12, 2008

671. time off for my funeral

although currently unemployed, i'm pretty sure i will be working the rest of my life.
so when i interview for a job, i always ask if they provide funeral days as part of their benefits package.
and when they say yes, i sigh and tell them, well that's a relief because i'll want to attend mine.


Pam said...

Most employers won't notice you've died until they realize you haven't submitted your expense report for the week.

Keaton's Mom said...

They would miss me at my office...I make lunch for them quite often, and then there are the home made brownies and cakes, and cookies, et. al. I guess they would notice I wasn't there...besides, Keaton's sister is my BOSS!!! I think she'd notice.

itsmecissy said...

My prayer every day:

"Lord, please don't let me die at my desk."

bob said...