benny said, it bothers me that r follows q in the alphabet. u should follow q since that is the only letter allowed to follow q in spelling.
andy said, don’t you know? the whole thing was masterminded by some bureaucrat guys in charge of the alphabet. i have it on good authority that they got bored and thought the q r placement would be funny. and then they invented the double-u to really rub it in.
benny said, well, no one’s laughing!
then andy said, yeah, you can say that again!
so benny said, well, no one's laughing!