benny said, you know my wife made me watch some stupid, female, christian, “erotica” movie last night.
i said, wow that must have been fun.
he said, no, it was boring. way too much breathing and scriptures and kissing and touching and out-of-focus close-ups.
i said, hmm, does sound boring.
benny said, i fell asleep, and when i woke up, there was a pillow and blanket for me with a message not to bother to come to bed.
i said, that doesn’t sound good.
benny said, it was all right. i got all set up and watched a porn dvd i have hidden behind the portrait of her mother.
i said, was it any good.
he said, any good? now that’s erotica, especially this one group scene in a janitor’s closet.
i said sarcastically, sounds romantic to me. why don’t you watch it with your wife?
benny said, yeah, good idea, i mean what's the worse thing that can happen?
then i said, and just as an aside, did you make that change to your will to give me your ping golf clubs?
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