benny asked, how'd ya get the black eye?
i said, nutrisystem.
benny said, say what?
i said, nutrisystem!
then he said, i'm not following!
so i said, after watching their dumb commercial, i suggested it to keaton so that i could call her my trophy wife some day. next thing i know, she catches me real good with a frozen pork chop.
benny said, wow! i guess she doesn't like trophies much.
i thought, you're tellin' me!
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