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Friday, February 6, 2009

51. the foul mood episode

one day, no matter what i did, i couldn't get keaton to laugh.
i finally asked, what's up?
she said, i'm just in a foul mood.
so i began quacking.
then she hit me unconscious with a frozen pork chop, her preferred manstake correction device.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

as long as you had pork chops for diner then all was not lost

Robert Crane said...

they were nicely flattened too.