christian bale needs a new first name, cause there's nothin' christian about him.
he should be named o'reilly bale, after his mentor bill o'reilly.
after all, who else could have taught him the importance of irate self importance.
or maybe mckenroe bale, cause who else could have taught him the importance of irrational anger.
or possibly knight bale—it has that british flair, yet that american a-hole coach of the century ring to it.
unfortunately, i suspect it won't matter, because he's apparently an idiot.
he's so over.
and hopefully, someone else with a little more humility will play his future roles that pay so much money and fame, and require just a little gratefulness.
mr. bale, get a different first name!
i'm beggin' ya!