Cranelegs Pond: Like Eggplant and Salt

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Like Eggplant and Salt

It seems that whenever I snuggle up to Keaton, I cause her to sweat. It's as if she's a skinned, ripe eggplant and I'm a big old hairy block of salt.

2 comments:

itsmecissy said...: Well there's yur problem: never skin the eggplant.; July 15, 2014 at 10:48 PM
Randy Johnson said...: I heard lemon water helps.; July 22, 2014 at 7:36 PM

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Sunday, July 13, 2014

Like Eggplant and Salt

2 comments: