"if it's good news, it must be someone else's"

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

call me mr. any day

i said, "hey i was just up in the bathroom reading your more magazine—"
"uh oh!"
"no. seriously. i was and it said that women ... let me be clear ... mature women—"
"be very careful."
"um ... mature women like you that look marvelous—"
"oh brother!"
"well anyway, mature women like you who look terrific would take a man with a great sense of humor over a good-looking, six-pack abs schlub any day of the week!"
keaton thought for a moment, then chuckled, "now that's really funny."
i thought, bingo! just call me mr. any day.
then i said all humbly, oh ... it was nothin'.


Pamela Beers. said...

Personally, I'm into "good-looking", with six pack abs, AND a good sense of humor. Oh yeah, and loads of money. ;-)

lightly said...

not sure what mag you reading but you have to take that with a pinch of salt.

woman of any age don't like you.

when i was mature good looking but no six pack and a great sense of humour, women were into men with a six pack and a sense of humour.

now that i got a body of a god "shut up not budda" and a sense of humour to die for, women want an chubby quiet man who take things seriously.

if i was not married i would be a totally lonely man.

itsmecissy said...

I'd take the sense of humor AND being a good cook over 6-pack abs anyday. Fortunately, Mr itsme is both.

Pamela Beers. said...

Oh, yes, I forgot...the boy has to be a great cook too! Thanks for reminding me, itsme.

lightly said...

thats the problem right there.
all men want is women to be there naked, women have a bloody list.

itsme how in the world do you expect your man to have a six pack, you make pies that win awards at fairs.

lightly said...

anybody know what happened to rj moody, he seems very quiet, maybe bob said something to upset him, or he is too busy writing to bothered with the little people

itsmecissy said...

Yeah I'm concerned too. Randy haasn't even posted a new photo since June 20th. Maybe he's enjoying his new trailer or has just been busy with work.

Robert Crane said...

regarding randy, i played barry manilow's "mandy" backwards hoping to uncover some sort of clue (because i do stuff like that) and what i heard isn't good news; a fate worst than paul's. i'll just leave it at that.

itsmecissy said...

NO, you will not just leave it at that! Is Randy OK?

Who's Paul?

Randy Johnson said...

When you're right you're right Bobby... er, I mean Mr. Bobby. I just did the math: McCartney's a famous, well respected multi-millionaire, and I'm… well as you said I've suffered a worse fate. But all in all I can't complain. At least if I did disappear, someone would wonder what happened.
Sorry to vanish without a trace Itsme. I was going to play “Where’s Moody gone” but my trailer’s internet connection came unplugged about four feet from the house. I’ll tell you all about my wonderful trip and post some photos later!