i said, "hey i was just up in the bathroom reading your more magazine—"
"no. seriously. i was and it said that women ... let me be clear ... mature women—"
"be very careful."
"um ... mature women like you that look marvelous—"
"well anyway, mature women like you who look terrific would take a man with a great sense of humor over a good-looking, six-pack abs schlub any day of the week!"
keaton thought for a moment, then chuckled, "now that's really funny."
i thought, bingo! just call me mr. any day.
then i said all humbly, oh ... it was nothin'.