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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

becoming ruralsexual

i think living in the country is starting to change my sexual proclivity for the worse.
i used to be a rather terrific heterosexual, but living a bunch of years with females all around kinda metrosexualized me for a while, what with the sharp haircuts, feminine deoderant and buffed nails already.
but being alone a lot lately in these backwoods, i've taken to stinkin' of manure, and crackin' the skin on my hands and teeth in my mouth, pretty much making me a ruralsexual.

i feel confident though that once keaton returns from her business in europe, she'll snap me to in no time flat because ruralsexual isn't her cup of tea.
not by a long shot.

in the meantime, it's yippie aye oh there little darlin'!

5 comments:

Pamela Beers. said...

Sounds like me when I get home from the barn. I clean up good, though.

Randy Johnson said...

Hey Bobbaroo, I think it's time you and me went manure shopping. I got some stuff to learn ya.

itsmecissy said...

Ruh-roh, Reorge!

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Robert Crane said...

thanks for your concerns and observations. not to worry though! keaton's been back three days and i'm back to a kind of understated metro/hetero mix already, albeit not quite the renown dazzling hetero i've been told i was (before i started watching glee that is).