i think living in the country is starting to change my sexual proclivity for the worse.
i used to be a rather terrific heterosexual, but living a bunch of years with females all around kinda metrosexualized me for a while, what with the sharp haircuts, feminine deoderant and buffed nails already.
but being alone a lot lately in these backwoods, i've taken to stinkin' of manure, and crackin' the skin on my hands and teeth in my mouth, pretty much making me a ruralsexual.
i feel confident though that once keaton returns from her business in europe, she'll snap me to in no time flat because ruralsexual isn't her cup of tea.
not by a long shot.
in the meantime, it's yippie aye oh there little darlin'!