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Thursday, December 9, 2010

a really weird superpower

i have a really weird superpower.
i know when someone misspells "weird"—but only when they're talking, really.
i say this because it just occurred yesterday.
how it all went down.

little billy said, i can't go to the movies with you bob because mommy says you're weard.
i said, weird is spelled w-e-i-r-d little billy, not like beard.
little billy said, wow bob! that's weird.
and i said, that's better little billy.
then little billy said, i know! i tell mommy all about this and maybe she'll let me got to the movies with you.
and i said, you do that little billy. but right now i must go and correct the others before it's too late.

1 comment:

itsmecissy said...

Maybe some of Pam is rubbing off on me but I'm smelling some horse pucky around here.