keaton's gone on business for a few days.
so last night i decided to sleep on her side of the bed.
you know, to see what i'm missing out on.
well, i am missing out on plenty kimosabe.
for starters, fresh air.
she's right next to a window.
i mean, i always knew that but gave it little attention.
now that i have had a night of nature's refreshment.
i'm not kiddin'!
the air on my side is run-of-the-mill at best, but usually second hand, after the dog and keaton get done with it.
for after starters, the mattress is less lumpy too.
truthfully though, i have a lot to do with that little issue and can't quite pin it on benefit of location.
but this air thing has me a little unglued.
it's like the song.
how does it go?
"how ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've breathed fresh airee?"
i knew i shouldn't have done the old switcharoo.
i'm so much better off with no information, and left to my man thoughts.