keaton said, if i didn’t know any better, i'd swear i just left the other half of my sandwich on this plate.
i said, what does that mean anyway? that you did know better but you did it anyway? ya see what i mean? i find that expression very confusing.
keaton said, what it means is that i’m sure i left it on this plate and i wasn't done and now it's gone.
i said, personally, i prefer to never know any better all the time. i’m always so much better off that way.
then she said, and what is that suppose to mean?
and i said, well for starters, i don't want to know those were anchovies i tasted.