i said, if i could rule the world, i would make it illegal to scare people by using any words you like so you can make lots of money. i'm still working on the penalty phase but i'm leaning towards making the convicted share a cell with the likes of beck and olbermann, who will be rounded up as soon as i get that crown on my head and take care of court jestering appointments.
keaton said, if i could rule the world, i would make it illegal to hunt mermaids.
i said, but there are no mermaids.
and she said, dah! and how do you think we got to this lowly place?
then i thought, she'd make a much more noble world ruler. i hope she gets it. she'd probably even make me her senior jester, assuming i will still have an in.
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Not after your October 26th comment. No ins for you. No siree, Bob.
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