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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

what is sarah doin' now?

did you see the recent piece of evidence regarding sarah palin's credentials to run this country?
it's beautiful.
she confronts a woman who doesn't think much of her celebrated, short-lived governorship.
eventually the woman asks sarah point blank what is she doing for alaska to which sarah incoherently replies the following fractured thought: "... to elect candidates who understand the constitution, to protect our military interests so that we can keep on fightin’ for our constitution that will protect some of the freedoms that evidently are important to you too." 

what is she babbling about?
the woman is a loon.
then her daughter. bristol, who really should just call it a year, smacking gum and proudly wearing an elmer fudd hat, snidely mouths off at the poor woman about her mother representing all of america now and not just alaska.
meanwhile, as this yapping about freedom protectin' is going on, sarah's two security goons are doing their dumb best to block a video camera from recording this train wreck.

i'm tellin' ya, that palin clan would definitely make some first family—the first family i'd never want to see in the white house, not even on a tour.


Randy Johnson said...

It used to be that the bar to be president was set so high that we all assumed it took super human intelligence along with heroic American endurance to reach it. Only the cream of the crop could rise high enough to even dream of grasping at this brassiest of all brass rings (but that was back in the days when Americans could think in entire sentences.) Then in 1980 Republican’s lowered the bar by several feet, and in 2000 they lowered it again. So now they’ve gone from a pole vault bar, to high jump bar, to limbo bar, and as we all know, you don’t go over a limbo bar, you go under it. Think about it: can anyone go lower that Sarah? I think the Republicans have found their new champion.

lightly said...

i like sarah, she is pretty.

itsmecissy said...

I know something lower: a limbo bar for snakes!!!

Pam said...

I think it's time Hollywood does a re-make of "Deliverance" starring Sarah Palin. The only problem is, she probably wouldn't remember the script...but she is pretty...and dumber than a dead tree limb...and full of horse pucky. Perfect for Hollywood.