when i hear people say, "if i could be a fly on the wall", i wonder what the heck they are talking about.
if i could be a fly, the last place i'd want to be is on some wall listening to some dumb conversation.
i'm a fly for chrissakes.
i'd be getting directions to angelina's wherebouts licketty split.
or to ashley judd's, if i wanted to keep it real.