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Monday, August 16, 2010

fly on the wall

when i hear people say, "if i could be a fly on the wall", i wonder what the heck they are talking about.
if i could be a fly, the last place i'd want to be is on some wall listening to some dumb conversation.
i'm a fly for chrissakes.
i'd be getting directions to angelina's wherebouts licketty split.
or to ashley judd's, if i wanted to keep it real.

9 comments:

Pam said...

Flies like horse pucky, not Angelina or Ashley. Whassa matta for you?!

itsmecissy said...

With three cats, I wouldn't want to be a fly on any wall in my house!

As for anywhere else, don't flies only live a couple of days?

Robert Crane said...

pam, not if i am a fly. i'd be the jonathan livingston seagull of flies for sure.

itsme, i'd also be the fastest flyin' fly this side of the mason dixon!

Pam said...

Seagulls eat flies.

Randy Johnson said...

Looks like you're standin' in poop on this one Bob. Welcome to the real life of a fly.

"angelina poop?"

A fly can always hope...

itsmecissy said...

Must be a "Man Thing."

lightly said...

no its not a man thing, bob is weird like that.

i will be standing over there with randy.

Randy Johnson said...

...I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Bob gets back.

Ania said...

greatpost