some people are attracted to folks who wear hats.
others drift towards causes of selflessness.
still others find windex fascinating.
i follow the allure of delusion, like firing off snappy one liners to oprah's probing questions.
or telling larry david i have better things to do than keeping his tv show alive with another crisp, crackling scripts.
i don't know.
it just seems so much more promising than the alternative—those pesky realities that always get in the way.
what allures you?
and even though i didn't leave you with many additional choices, please try to be original.