yelling

i don't yell much because i always end up using long run on sentences laced with compound prepositional phrases, way too many dangling participles, and if i split another infinitive the earth just might disappear.
as good yellers know, an effective yell has to crackle with brevity and expletives to be worthy of a target's short attention span and busy schedule.
although i can toss expletives with the best of them, brevity just isn't my thing.