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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

rumors

i like spreading vicious rumors about myself.
that way when i hear them later, i’m not as shocked, which impresses people immensely.

3 comments:

itsmecissy said...

That's a good ideas . . . define 'vicious?'

Robert Crane said...

well, like the one i spread about me driving to the clinton fish market naked and ordering dry sea scallops even though i knew they were out of them, covering my privates with an old titleist golf umbrella all the while.

i figure a lot of details always makes them seem more believable.

anyway, that kind of vicious rumor.

itsmecissy said...

Sorry I asked.