o'neil said, "callihan do yeh knoow why irish bean soup has only two hundred and therty nine beans in it lad?"
callihan thought a moment and replied, "i doon't really knoow there nelly. is it because of thee fam ine we had during those harsh years a while agoo?"
o'neil answered, "noo sooch luck behjeesus. it's because if we aidded one moore bean it would be two farty."
and that's the story of me life these days.
i'm just a bean away from being too farty.
just ask the rabbit i chased off the lawn.
he'll tell ya sure as shootin'.