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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

the curse of gab

i’ve been told that i have the gift of gab.
i do but they're all wrong about the gift part.
it’s more like a curse, particularly when i go to parties and people say, hey there’s bob! he’s a gifted gabber. say something gabby, bob! c'mon!
and i say, so where’s everyone from?
and then they say, see what i mean, he’s killer gifted! just killer!
and that's exactly when I know it's a curse if it's anything.

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