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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

the alternate mermaid lifestyle

contrary to keaton's firmly held belief that it is her destiny to become a mermaid and swim the untamed oceans, baring her bold bronze breasts beneath her thick sea foamed tresses as she suns upon a lonely, rocky outpost, where she awaits the fortune of a steel-blue-eyed glance from a chiseled Nordic, Green Peace fighter, who might spy her beauty from the bow of his modest, weather-savaged, whale-saving warship and crashes in longing upon her jagged, unwelcoming atoll, only to become lovers in a life of sea adventure, endless passion and the occasional jellyfish sting.
yes, contrary to all that, it is my simple destiny to vacuum and dust until she returns one day after discovering this little alternate mermaid lifestyle of hers isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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