"if it's good news, it must be someone else's"

Friday, December 4, 2009

986. i don't know ...

i know the fat lady has sung and all.
but i don't know.
i still have a lot of funny left.
why just the other day i spent the better part of the morning looking for the car keys i had clenched by my teeth.
then of course there was the rolling off the treadmill when i knelt down to tie my sneaker.
can't forget the beaut when i said "it's not you, it's pee," after keaton inquired about something unsavory she felt on the toilet seat.
it was a frozen pork chop moment if ever there was.

but i get the feeling this stuff bores most folk.
who cares?
we all do these things from time to time.

oh well, i'll continue to check in from time to time until i get my groove back.
until next time, a bob healthy living tip: if you own a penis, lift the seat up.


itsmecissy said...

Ah bob, of course you still have some funny left, how can you not? It's WHO YOU ARE, that's why we who visit The Pond love you . . . although I'm not sure Pam loves any of us anymore, she's never around.

I'm not going no wheres until you stop writing your last word... except today is my last glorious day of work until January 4, 2010, so I'll be reading (and a writing) from home until then (I been thinking hard these days and just might have something interesting to say myself).

P.S. Did you watch the game last night, my DUCKS are going to the Rose Bowl, quack, quack, quack and heeee haaaaa!!!

Take care my friend,

lightly said...

we will be here until the cart you off in a white jacket with sleeves at the back.

pam loves us but its a good idea not to be seen with the nuts.

robert crane said...

ah yes ... cissy and lightly checking in. thanks! as for the white jacket and carting off, that's been done already. i'm blogging live from greystone, a rather insane place to tell you the truth. hold on a sec ...

"yes nurse rachet, i swallowed them."

(no i didn't)

Pam said...

From one nut to the others...I love you.