when i was in my thirties, if i won the lottery, i always wanted to try marine bootcamp just to see if i could make it.
you know, if i was made of the right stuff.
when i was in my forties, i gave up on that idea and decided if i won the lottery, i'd love to go one round with mike tyson to see if i could survive with no more than a bite on the ear.
it was certainly less crazy than the marine thing because iron mike was really aluminum mike by then.
now that i'm in my fifties, if i win the lottery, i'd like to be a walmart greeter for one week just to smirk at the people smirking at me because little would they know that i could buy aisle 12 if i really felt like it.