i wonder what keaton would do if i called her "poopsie whoopsie".
i've been thinking lately that i need to come up with a new term of endearment because i read somewhere that it's good to do that sort of thing so other things don't get stale.
besides i've pretty much driven "hon" into the ground.
anyway, that was the best i could come up with.
i think it goes back to chubsy whubsy and miss crabtree from the little rascals.
i don't know.
it seems risky.
could launch a frozen pork chop assault unlike any i've ever endured if i'm not careful.
maybe i'll go with "baby dumpling" to be on the safe side.