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Saturday, December 27, 2008

784. leaving well enough alone

i asked, so andy, you have that look. what are ya thinking?
andy said, i was thinking that when i graduated from college that i got a bachelors degree. but what about women? seems kinda sexist. i mean, shouldn't they get a bachelorettes degree? and what if i got married in college? shouldn't it be a matrimonial degree or something? or worse, i had 11 wives. a polygynial degree? see the problem?

and then andy stared off into space with that faraway look again.

meanwhile i thought, when will i learn that when andy gets that look to leave well enough alone.

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