after much thought, i've decided my new career will be in talk radio.
i know, i know, i know: but bob, you have no experience.
first off, not true: i know what a radio is, i know how to talk, and i know how to make stuff up.
second off, if there is one thing i've learned from this election year, it's that this experience stuff is old school—it's time to get nuts cuckoo!
so there ya go!
the cranelegs radio hour.
kinda has a ring to it.
hmm ... with this formal announcement and all, i think i'll log into my email account with my trusty cell phone at my side and wait for all the offers to come flooding in.
oh boy, this is going to be great!
or should i say, don't turn that dial?
(oh baby, i'm so such a natural)