occasionally, i rifle through my spam bucket to make sure that i haven't inadvertently spamatized legitimate emailers.
as i do, i can't help but notice a few ingenius email subject lines, and some not so much.
well today i got one beyond "not so much".
i received the following plea from a very forthcoming (so to speak) ashley madison, who announced: "life is short! have an affair! meet married women tonight!"
i responded: "agreed, life is short, but if keaton ever got wind of this, she would simply make my life in particular really, really, really short and quite tortured in its final hours. i'll eat a snickers bar instead, thank you very much."