593. can count on benny

i said, hey benny, what's with your front yard? it's all ripped up.
he said, we're putting in a new walkway. it's all part of our 2011 home improvement plan.
i said, oh yeah? cement?
he said, no slate.
i asked, why not cement?
he said, i don't like it.
so i said, what are you anti-cementic or something?

then he laughed til stuff came out his nose and ears, and noises shot out his buttocks because i can always count on benny for that.
it's like taking candy from a child really.