the swiss are nearing completion of the largest particle accelerator ever built.
it’s purpose: to smash atoms together and see what happens.
the problem: the outcome could be big, as in big disaster.
something about creating a black hole that would suck in everything around it, including the numbskulls who’d know how to unplug the damn thing.
but they claim it’s a 1 in 50 million chance—about the same as winning the powerball lottery.
now the last i checked, someone usually wins the powerball lottery.
so how is that scenario suppose to make me sleep at night?
anyway, i’ve superglued a pair of work boots to the basement floor in preparation.
i read the instructions and nothing breaks a superglue seal, not even black holes.
so i’m pretty much ready for anything.