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Friday, February 1, 2008

501. benny has a way of explainin' things

so i said, hey benny, it's been a while, how you've been.
benny said, as content as a tick in a blood bank.

he always says stuff like that.
he has a million of those little gems.
that's what makes him benny.
and when he blurts one out, i have to laugh.
cause they tickle me for some reason.
i mean they're so lame.
a tick in a blood bank.
that's pretty lame.


Anonymous said...

I always heard it was 'as content as a tick on a fat dog'....guess people are taking better care of there dogs these days and there just arn't enough ticks on them, which is a good thing.

Wamblings said...

Good, you listened and came back. Lame is funny. Just is. Appeals to that part of the brain that doesn't want to have to think.

Listen to two kids telling jokes in the back of the car.
Kid 1 - You have a snake up your sleeve.
Kid 2 - Uproarious laughter.
end of joke and I rest my case. :P

Oh and your dang word verification letters wreak hell on my astigmatism. Mix it with dyslexia and I might never get this posted.