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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

445. boss don - the mind reader

boss don said, crane get this whole thing documented! i mean, what if you get hit by a bus?
i said, well, i’m hoping you might come to the hospital and say hello. maybe bring me something.
he said, that’s right. just think about yourself while the business is scrambling to figure out how to fax invoices.
i thought, no wonder i’m not management material. i don’t think correctly.
then boss don said, that’s why you’re not management material. you don’t think correctly.
then i thought, geez … he’s like kreskin. i better think more quiet too.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fool boss don....think about how you are going to be a fisherman. He'll never figure that out...

Robert Crane said...

unfortunately i'll be dead. if this all goes to plan.

Anonymous said...

Hey buddy, you NEED to go fishing...right away! I hear the mermaids are as free as the birds in the sky.

And life gets better and better!

itsmecissy said...

Been there, done that. Management is just one big pain in the patoody. I'll second the goin fishing suggestion...