428. my son, the amazing kreskin protégé

here is a transcript of a typical phone conversation i have with my son.

i said, so did—
my son said, no jill had something to do.
i said, hey, did ya see—
he said, yeah, the rangers stink.
i said, oh, by the way—
he said, i plan to deposit the check tomorrow.
i said, did you—
he said, no, my rollerblades are at home.
i said, all righty then.
he said, gotta run dad.
i said, take care.
he said, bye.

i don’t know how he does it, but he always correctly answers my questions before i even complete them.
i think he has superior esp skills.
i’ve contacted the amazing kreskin to see if he’d take him as a protégé.
if this works out, then his $160,000 college education was worth every penny.